Poem: PUBES
I don’t mind a trim or a bit off the side but I won’t wax it off Hollywood style If baldy’s your taste in that bit past you waist that’s sound but it’s just not my pubic style taste! If you’re “Yippee-ki-yay.” that is totally fine if your pants have Bruce Willis' hair style inside But if it’s pressure from a fella as he prefers bare, why does he have a say in your bodily hair? Girls have to shave under arms and all over our legs but man hair’s accepted, so the question it begs Why can they rock hirsute but demand women shaven when the beard on their face is a biscuit crumb haven? His bathroom is stocked with beard styling wax but if you don’t strip bits, he says his knob will relax If he says “wax off your fur” then you should wax strip his nads bare so he can experience the painful removal of hair The depilatory sting if we wax off our minge, or if we chose to shave it or thread it with ...